Saturday, February 13, 2010

JavaScript jahil

kaLo ini...
biar mozziLanya knP yah ??hehhee..

coba coPas script ini ke notepad..trus simpan dengan extensi .html
heehe..


<html><head>

<script>alert("Stop ...!!! Apa yang cari di sini ?")</script>
<script>alert("Anda Masuk Area Terlarang")</script>
<script>alert("Anda kena Hukuman karena memasuki area terlarang")</script>
<script>alert("Sekarang Belajar Membaca dulu yah...")</script>
<script>alert("Harus cepat yah...")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
 var i
 for(i=1; i<=8; i++){
   window.alert(i + "Ini Budi")
   }
//-->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
 var u
 for(u=9; u<=10; u++){
   window.alert(u + "Ini Bapak Budi")
   }
//-->
</script>

<script>alert("***Eh salah ;))***")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
(alert)(' ".`."   -=[duh ngapain sehh]=-
@".`." ');
//---------></script><script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(250,150);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(1); //-->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
(alert)('@".`."@  -=[Sorry ulangi lagi yah.... xi..xi....]=-@  ".`." ');
//---------></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
window.moveBy(75,57);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(1); //-->

</script>
<script>alert(" ".`."   -=["Sabar..... yah..."]=-@ @".`." ');</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(2);
//-->
</script><script language="JavaScript">
(alert)('@".`."@  -=["Dtidakkkkkk"]=-@  ".`." ');
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
window.moveBy(-24,19);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End -->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(3);
//--></script>
<script>alert("@".`."@  -=[Duh.... Yang benar... saja.....]=-  @".`." ")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
window.moveBy(0,-20);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End -->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(4);
//--></script>
<script>alert("@".`."@  -=[Jadi Lama lagi deh.....]=-@  ".`."
 ")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(1020,760);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End -->

</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
(alert)(' ".`."   -=[semangat]=-  @".`." ');</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
(alert)(' ".`."   -=[berjuang ya]=-@  ".`." ');</script>

<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {for (i = 90; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(250,150);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);}}}}
// End --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(1); //-->
</script>
<script>alert("***...Xi....xi...xi......***")</script>
<script>alert("***...Sekali lagi ya........***")</script>
<script>alert("***...sekarang Belajar berhitung Yah.......***")</script>
<script> var i
 for(i=1; i<=100; i++){
   window.alert(i + "<BR>")
   }
</script>
<script>alert("***...Bagus... teruskan.......***")</script>

<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 30; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(700,450);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);}}}}
// End -->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(2);
//--></script>
<script>alert("***....hahahaaha bagus............***")</script>

<script language="javascript">
function scroll_title() {
        document.title=left+msg+right;
        msg=msg.substring(1,msg.length)+msg.charAt(0);
        setTimeout("scroll_title()",speed);
}
scroll_title();
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(250,150);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(1); //-->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
(alert)('@".`."@  -=[Makanya Jangan masuk Area terlarang yah....]=-@  ".`." ');
//---------></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
window.moveBy(75,57);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(1); //-->
</script>

<script>alert(" ".`."   -=["Sabar.... Sabar dan Sabar...."]=-@ @".`." ');</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(2);
//-->
</script><script language="JavaScript">
(alert)('@".`."@  -=["Udah capek ya ...."]=-@  ".`." ');
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
window.moveBy(-24,19);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End -->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(3);
//--></script>
<script>alert("@".`."@  -=[Aduh..... Yang benar saja....]=-  @".`." ")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
window.moveBy(0,-20);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End -->
</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(4);
//--></script>
<script>alert("@".`."@  -=[Jadi Lama lagi kayaknya... xi..xi...]=-@  ".`."
 ")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(1020,760);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);}}}}
//  End -->
</script>

<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(5);
//--></script><script language="JavaScript">
(alert)(' ".`."   -=[Ya udah sekarang yang terakhir yah...]=-  @".`."
 ');</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
(alert)(' ".`."   -=[Besok Belajar Lebih rajin Lagi ya...]=-@  ".`." ');</script>

<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {for (i = 90; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(250,150);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);}}}}
// End --></script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(1); //-->
</script>
<script>alert("***...Xi...xi.......***")</script>
<script>alert("***...Mohon maaf Ke isengan ini yah....***")</script>
<script>alert("***...Kamu masuk area terarang sih ...***")</script>
<script>alert("***...Ya udah ....Lain kali di ulangi lagi yah.......***")</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
function shake(n) {
if (parent.moveBy) {
for (i = 30; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.resizeTo(700,450);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,i);
parent.moveBy(-i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);
parent.moveBy(i,0);
parent.moveBy(0,-i);}}}}
// End -->

</script>
<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
shake(2);
//--></script>
<script>alert("***....Bener ya besok coba lagi ........***")</script>


<script language="JavaScript"><!--
var left="[";
var right="]";
var msg=" hahahahaha ";
var speed=200;


function scroll_title() {
        document.title=left+msg+right;
        msg=msg.substring(1,msg.length)+msg.charAt(0);
        setTimeout("scroll_title()",speed);
}
scroll_title();
// End
// --></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
window.alert("Sorry Just Joke")

</script></head><body>

</body></html>


Silakan dicoba sendiri :)